Roger Taylor - Two Sharp Pencils (Get Bad)

(Roger Taylor)
Here comes a dude
Get a look at that guy
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Na na ba ba ba da da da
Give me b give me a give me d
Give me one two three
Give me one two three
Now there was a young man from Dundee
Got stung on the knee by a wasp
And asked if it hurt said no not a bit
He can do it again if he wants to
Again if he wants to
Do it again if he wants to
Its bad
Real bad
Its a crazy world full of crazy dudes
If we all get crazy we can boogie through
Yeah
Say give me two sharp pencils
Give me peace for days
Its bad
Thats bad
Get bad
Alright
Thats bad
Get bad
Not bad
Theres a cute young chick from ??????
Went for a swim in a lake
When a man in a punt stuck the pole over the edge
Said you cant swim here its private
Thats bad
Get bad
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